5,000th Post
by Linda

Ok, ready or not, here it is....

Hey diddle-diddle,
I'm stuck in the middle,
Dud, Gene and the Dodo agree,
I'm kind of a flake,
And can be hard to take,
As the rest of you cruisers will see.

No, wait, that's no good....how about....

You put your green Kroc in,
You put your pink Kroc out,
You put your black Kroc in,
You shake your tutu all about.
You do the Grand Princess-a
With your fishnets and your fins,
That's what we're all about!

Somehow that one isn't right either....

Roses are red, pansies are pretty,
I have no talent and can't write a ditty.

And there you have it.....my 5000th post!