Cruising with Crocs
by Gene Curry

Red crocs, blue crocs,
white crocs, black crocs.

Crocs to dress up, and Crocs to dress down;
all kinds of Crocs to wear all around.

Crocs come in every size, shape and form.
You never know where they’ll be walked on or worn.

Crocs make good ice skates, on waxed hard wood floors,
You can slide into tables, cabinets, and doors.

Crocs are for people of all shapes and sizes,
The short ones, the fat ones, and even high-risers.

Some crocs are Orange like great football players,
The white horns on straps, match the shirts of their wearers.

And some folks are “FORCED” to wear crimson instead,
As they don’t allow orange Crocs North of the Red.

Some crocs in Austin are worn by large men,
Some crocs for women, are just to cruise in.

For Crocs on a cruise are what the K’s wear,
Not just from Texas, but K’s everywhere.

Some get their crocs from designers they say,
But the K’s pool their money and shop on ebay.

For Crocs can’t be beat for the jungles or playas,
Or the Beach Party fun when they hit Costa Maya.

For they’ll stay pretty cool on that hot tropic sand,
Or cover the toes when they Zipline Roatan.

The K’s talk for days about Crocs without cease,
Whether orange or lime green will go best in Belize.

And more then one pair for that rubber would smell,
After several day’s wear when they drive Cozumel.

So December 9th when the Grand leaves the dock,
The K’s will be waving with smiles and their crocs.