Earl's Poem

60 days before we set sail
All on the CC board is not going well

There seems to be a squabbling thing
Cause west coast Linda thinks Gene is mean

I'm sure that this can not be so
Or our record seeking thread away would go

If you ask each poster on a pre cruise census
Guys and Gals are split, on The Grand Princess

There's one thing sure to say Gene's no fiend
Because Gentleman Gene is a US Marine

Before the cruise when Linda spends the night
I hope poor Susan can prevent a big fight